I have a Snickers bar that I'd like to eat in peace,
Three days desire grows for this luscious little treat,
Always some disturbance deviates me from my snack,
A quiet moment for this feast sadly do I lack,
Prepare the wrapper to unravel,
Crinkles seem to psychic travel,
A toddler magically appears,
"May I have some please?"
No you can't, no you shant,
This is Daddy's and Daddy's alone,
Now I have to listen to my child whine and moan,
Back in the drawer to wait some more,
My little chocolate tease,
I still have a Snickers bar that I'd like to eat in peace.
Anyone who has been around kids will know what I mean :-)
2 comments:
I have three boys with some kind of chocolate radar. You don't get much of the candy when your 10-year-old wants some, but I've happily discovered that chocolate tastes better when you share it with a fuzzy-headed toddler.
Why don't you share, you fatty?
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